I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FANFICTION AUTHORS WRITE IN THEIR OWN SPARE TIME AND YOU GET THEIR WRITING FOR FREE, THEY ARE DOING THIS FOR FREE ON THEIR OWN TIME
don’t be an asshole
This changes everything now I will enjoy every fanfic about Goku getting fucked in the ass by Ronald McDonald
ok first of all can i get a link to that one
Shingeki no Musical. We’re all dying together!
Decided to check back in on how many notes this has and I am going to have a fucking heart attack.
Featuring such hits as
"Get’cha Armin The Game"
"What Titan Is It"
"You Are The Maneuver Gear In Me"
"All For Jean"
"Scream" (It’s just a 3 minute track of everyone’s death screams)
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
shots are currently being fired
milk bags are like 3000% more work than necessary for milk
ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART